This is a small mockumentary about a student at the fictional Konkerbury University. It is a spin-off from the Konkers radio sitcom by Richard Dadd. Blonde bespectacled Geoff is a friendless Northern undergraduate whose pet owl has flown the nest, leaving Geoff in a world of weak tea, drizzle and charity shops.

This film was shown at the 2008 Canterbury Festival. More impressively, we were reprimanded by a nun for apparently vandalising a bus stop during the making of this.